Today I made up a fake boyfriend. I had no choice I just had to lie. There was this guy hitting on me who I really did not want to encourage and he was asking what my weekend plans were. I told him one of the things I had to do was take my car to get junked. To which he replied ever so smoothly - "you should get your boyfriend to fix it"
For a split second I was thrown off, but my face did not betray me and I came back with, "he's not good with cars."
(In my head: "please don't ask anything else...")
Him: "What is he good at?"
I completely blanked and stared at him for an almost socially awkward amount of time. But I saved myself with, "he's a musician"
Then I left the building laughing a lot.Pin It
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